From an undisclosed location in the United States, President Trump is pictured with Indiana Jones and the Man.
8. Satire – Humor
White House – Presidential Weekly address to be combined with an infomercial for Trump merchandise – moves to QVC.
(Washington, D.C.) The White House announced today the Presidential Weekly address would be combined with an infomercial for Trump merchandise. The weekly address will move to the QVC channel. All foreign leaders are encourage to shop for their Trump designer couture before meeting with him. No discounts will be given off full retail price so […]
WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES GIFT SHOP TO CARRY ONLY IVANKA TRUMP MERCHANDISE
(Washington, D.C.) The White House announced today the gift shop would only carry the Ivanka Trump line of merchandise moving forward. All foreign leaders are encourage to stop by the shop to pick up their Trump designer couture before meeting with him. No discounts will be given off full retail price so no conflict of […]
FIFTY SHADES ORANGER – TRUMP ELECTION CAUSES LAST MINUTE CHANGE TO FILM
MOVIE PREMIERE WEEKEND™ – A Screen Actor’s Guild friend sent me a super secret version of the new Fifty Shades Darker movie. Due to the election of President Trump, the ending had to be changed. You’ll be stunned, shocked, changed for life. You’ll want to look away, but can’t get the shocking ending out of […]
Donald Trump “Conquer the World” Tour™ – Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure… Hanging with The Man…
Donald Trump “Conquer the World” Tour™ – Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure… Hanging with The Man… He is really obsessed with time travel. He has a list… I caught a few of the names… MacArthur, Patton, Ike, U.S. Grant, Sun Tzu, Ghengis Khan, Gunnery Sgt. Thomas Highway, Sgt. Elias, and Sgt. Barnes…
TRUMP “CONQUER THE WORLD” TOUR – WE HAVE ENHANCED AIR POWER AND AIR BORNE FIGHTING FORCE
After many hours of negotiation, the Blue Flute Klan of Pandora has joined the Trump Brigade. It took some time, but they finally accepted me. They like me… they really like me…
President Adds His Signature to Declaration of Independence (photos)
(Washington D.C.) President Trump had the Declaration of Independence delivered to the Oval Office today so that he could sign the historical document, adding his name to the greats of American history.
POPE SAYS “I appeal not to create walls but to build bridges.” FROM ATOP 1,000 YEAR OLD VATICAN WALL
Francis made the reference during his weekly Wednesday catechism lesson. Francis has frequently invoked the “bridge not walls” appeal in urging countries to welcome migrants, including when he returned from a visit last year to the U.S.-Mexico border. On that occasion, he was asked about Donald Trump’s campaign pledge to build a border wall and […]
BREAKING NEWS… BIG BANKS – OIL COMPANIES AGAINST TRAVEL BAN – DEMS DEMND BAN STAYS IN PLACE
BREAKING NEWS… DEMS decry exploitation of immigrants for gain other than political… Big Banks and Energy Companies released statements today challenging the President’s Travel Ban, claiming it is not appropriate. Media Outrage Ensues… THINK ABOUT IT…
TRUMP INVITES BONO TO WHITE HOUSE
(Washington, DC) – President Trump met with Bono of the band U2 today in the oval office. The specific details were not given, but aids said the two discussed Trump’s “Conquer the World” Tour. The President has express hid desire to include sit in with the world renowned band later this year.