Now we know where Nancy Pelosi and the DEMS are getting their information…
8. Satire – Humor
President Joins Military for Team Building Exercise – DEMS Outraged
BREAKING… Trump goes on team bonding experience… Pelosi outraged Trump wastes her money on worthless junket. Of course, she was on her way to the Caribbean to study spring break with her family and friends…
LIBERALS FREAK OUT OVER IVANKA TRUMP SITTING AT RESOLUTE DESK IN OVAL OFFICE.
WAR ON WOMEN UPDATE™ – SYNDROME HYSTERIA INDUCED by TRUMP™ – WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will participate in a roundtable discussion about women in the workforce… showing the rising policy influence of the first daughter who has stressed her commitment to issues like child care. Ivanka Trump, […]
TRUMP BERATES ACTOR… PELOSI DEMANDS INVESTIGATION… (PHOTO)
BREAKING… Photos from hacked account of Alan Garner going viral on internet. Trump seen berating multi-millionaire actor, Crystal the Capuchin Monkey. Trump entourage tries to de-escalate tensions before feces flinging starts, fearing monkey might lose…
FANTASY ISLAND GETAWAY VACATION FOR BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON – (6 PHOTOS)
Fantasy Island Vacation Getaway™ – Hillary spotted on vacation getaway to Fantasy Island. A Medical episode upon arrival cut her trip short. Bill decided to stay since the vacation was already paid in full. (CLICK photo For Full Size) Bill tried to high five Mr. Roarke and Tattoo, saying he was sure he could not […]
PRESIDENT RECEIVES WARM WELCOME DURING VISIT TO HOGSMEADE ON FIRST TRIP ABROAD (PHOTO)
(HOGSMEADE, UK) President Donald Trump visited with patrons of The Three Broomsticks Pub in the village of Hogsmeade on his first trip abroad, delighting the crowd with stories about his real estate empire and new responsibilities as President of the United States. Patrons cheered the new United States President as he spoke to them. When […]
CANADIAN PM VISITS WHITE HOUSE – GRIDLOCK DUE TO HIGH NUMBER OF BEER TRUCKS (PHOTO)
BREAKING NEWS…WASHINGTON, DC… Canadian Prime Minister visits White House to meet President Trump. All roads around 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. currently gridlocked as Canadian delegation arrives at White House this morning. Trump administration not prepared for sheer number of Canadian trucks required to haul enough beer for lunch.
PRESIDENT VISITS ADVANCED TECH FIRM WITH EX-GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER
Trump “Conquer the World” Tour™ – One of the pics from the trip to an advanced tech facility in Sunnyvale, California with the ex-Governor of California. The plant is working on updates to the United States Air Traffic Control, Communication, and National Security Systems. They project the systems to be up by August 4th. Analytics […]
PRESIDENT AND JAPAN PRIME MINISTER HAVE NIGHT ON THE TOWN IN PALM BEACH (7 PHOTOS)
BREAKING NEWS WITH RON BURGUNDY… President Trump and Japanese PM spotted last night driving in EM-50 Urban Assault vehicle all over Palm Beach… current whereabouts unknown… President Trump and Japanese PM spotted last night singing karaoke with Navy’s top gun pilots… update to follow… BREAKING… President Trump and Japanese PM spotted last night show up […]