“How can a president, who is acting in the manner that he’s acting, whether he’s talking about the travel ban, the way that he’s talking to Muslims, or whether he’s talking about his relationship to Putin, and the Kremlin — and knowing that they have hacked our D-triple-C — DNC, and knowing that he is […]
2. Politics
NANCY PELOSI SAYS SHE CAN’T WORK WITH PRESIDENT BUSH… DRUNK OR CRAZY? (VIDEO)
THINK ABOUT IT™ – If you had any doubt Pelosi is a political hack… watch the video. she is seriously mentally impaired… or drunk… or both… “While its only been a couple of weeks since the inauguration, we’ve seen nothing that I can work with President Bush on,” said Pelosi during a Monday press conference. […]
TRUMP SUMMONS LOUGLE CEO TO WHITE HOUSE TO DISCUSS HOT TUB TIME MACHINE INSTALLATION
BREAKING NEWS…. (Washigton, DC) – President Donald Trump summoned Lougle CEO Lou and friends to the oval office to discuss plans to convert the White House to discuss conersion of his new hot tub in order to travel back in time. The President told the media the four would begin preparations to make the conversions […]
Life Insurance Screening – Dress for Success
When trying to get life insurance, make sure to consider how you present yourself… Hopefully, the secondary screener is colorblind…
TRUMP CHALLENGES PUTIN TO WING WALKING CONTEST ON AIRFORCE ONE
Breaking News… President Donald Trump challenges Putin to wing walking contest to determine who gets Total Global Control. Putin accepts, shows up shirtless in camos, trying to upstage Trump.
The Trump Submarine Lair – Welcome… TRUMP AND MINI T…
Trump has commissioned a new Secure Presidential Facility (SPF) based upon documentary about foreign crime syndicate…
PRESSURE – WHEN IT’S BLACK AND WHITE NIGHT AT THE CASINO
When you show up late to the Casino and your friends have already started… And it’s Black and White Night with all 6 James Bonds playing baccarat.
TRUMP REBUKED BY PARLIAMENT – WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO SPEAK
TRUMP WON’T ADDRESS PARLIAMENT In a striking announcement by John Bercow, the speaker of the British House of Commons, Donald Trump is to be barred from giving a historic address in Westminster Hall, the British Parliament’s grandest and most prestigious hall. Bercow announced he would not give the US President permission to speak in the […]
Team America – Advanced Warfare Guerilla Units for Trump
We have our sharks with lazer beams and now we have an advanced guerilla warfare unit. Mini T is fairly useful, but watch out because he bites.