President Trump sends troops into to raid Nordstroms after they announced removal of Ivanka Trump line of merchandise. Trump said this aggression must not stand, Man…
5. Law & Courts
TRUMP GOLF WEEKEND WITH JAPANESE PM AT MAR-A-LAGO – PHOTOS LEAKED
(West Palm Beach, Florida) President Trump is entertaining the Japanese Prime Mister Wang at his Mar-A-Lago golf resort tin Florida this weekend to play golf and discuss international issues. The two hit it off as Trump loaded up the PM with plenty of gifts from his Trump resort Golf shop. The media spoiled the day […]
DEMS ANNOUNCE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION MARCH IN DC
(Washington, DC) – Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) announced a plan march from the Capitol to the White House to protest the President’s plans to deport illegals. click read more for photo…
BREAKING NEWS WITH RON BURGUNDY – ONE CHINA POLICY – BORDER WALL UPDATES (PHOTO)
Breaking news from Ron Burgundy… DEMS outraged at Trump decision on “One China” policy.
TRUMP BRINGS HISTORIC ARTIFACT TO DC…
From an undisclosed location in the United States, President Trump is pictured with Indiana Jones and the Man.
White House – Presidential Weekly address to be combined with an infomercial for Trump merchandise – moves to QVC.
(Washington, D.C.) The White House announced today the Presidential Weekly address would be combined with an infomercial for Trump merchandise. The weekly address will move to the QVC channel. All foreign leaders are encourage to shop for their Trump designer couture before meeting with him. No discounts will be given off full retail price so […]
WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES GIFT SHOP TO CARRY ONLY IVANKA TRUMP MERCHANDISE
(Washington, D.C.) The White House announced today the gift shop would only carry the Ivanka Trump line of merchandise moving forward. All foreign leaders are encourage to stop by the shop to pick up their Trump designer couture before meeting with him. No discounts will be given off full retail price so no conflict of […]
Donald Trump “Conquer the World” Tour™ – Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure… Hanging with The Man…
Donald Trump “Conquer the World” Tour™ – Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure… Hanging with The Man… He is really obsessed with time travel. He has a list… I caught a few of the names… MacArthur, Patton, Ike, U.S. Grant, Sun Tzu, Ghengis Khan, Gunnery Sgt. Thomas Highway, Sgt. Elias, and Sgt. Barnes…
TRUMP “CONQUER THE WORLD” TOUR – WE HAVE ENHANCED AIR POWER AND AIR BORNE FIGHTING FORCE
After many hours of negotiation, the Blue Flute Klan of Pandora has joined the Trump Brigade. It took some time, but they finally accepted me. They like me… they really like me…
President Adds His Signature to Declaration of Independence (photos)
(Washington D.C.) President Trump had the Declaration of Independence delivered to the Oval Office today so that he could sign the historical document, adding his name to the greats of American history.