When trying to get life insurance, make sure to consider how you present yourself… Hopefully, the secondary screener is colorblind…
1. General News
TRUMP CHALLENGES PUTIN TO WING WALKING CONTEST ON AIRFORCE ONE
Breaking News… President Donald Trump challenges Putin to wing walking contest to determine who gets Total Global Control. Putin accepts, shows up shirtless in camos, trying to upstage Trump.
The Trump Submarine Lair – Welcome… TRUMP AND MINI T…
Trump has commissioned a new Secure Presidential Facility (SPF) based upon documentary about foreign crime syndicate…
PRESSURE – WHEN IT’S BLACK AND WHITE NIGHT AT THE CASINO
When you show up late to the Casino and your friends have already started… And it’s Black and White Night with all 6 James Bonds playing baccarat.
TRUMP REBUKED BY PARLIAMENT – WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO SPEAK
TRUMP WON’T ADDRESS PARLIAMENT In a striking announcement by John Bercow, the speaker of the British House of Commons, Donald Trump is to be barred from giving a historic address in Westminster Hall, the British Parliament’s grandest and most prestigious hall. Bercow announced he would not give the US President permission to speak in the […]
Team America – Advanced Warfare Guerilla Units for Trump
We have our sharks with lazer beams and now we have an advanced guerilla warfare unit. Mini T is fairly useful, but watch out because he bites.
84 Lumber forgets there is legal immigration… forces child to shoot commercial in rain, desert, and hot sun
THINK ABOUT IT™ – nothing like using little kids for the agenda… Here is the 84 lumber ad
Team America – What you gonna do when we come for you.
Inspecting some of our special warfare units.
President Trump tours Area “51” – Sees sharks with fricking lazer beams
When President Trump wants to see our most secret weapons, you show him your enhanced Navy battle units.