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1. General News
DEMS ANNOUNCE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION MARCH IN DC
(Washington, DC) – Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) announced a plan march from the Capitol to the White House to protest the President’s plans to deport illegals. click read more for photo…
Thinking of warm sunny places… Negril, Jamaica
Some pictures taken at the Rock House Hotel in Negril, Jamaica… great place, great rooms, great food, great people… click read more for photo…
BREAKING NEWS WITH RON BURGUNDY – ONE CHINA POLICY – BORDER WALL UPDATES (PHOTO)
Breaking news from Ron Burgundy… DEMS outraged at Trump decision on “One China” policy.
TRUMP BRINGS HISTORIC ARTIFACT TO DC…
From an undisclosed location in the United States, President Trump is pictured with Indiana Jones and the Man.
White House – Presidential Weekly address to be combined with an infomercial for Trump merchandise – moves to QVC.
(Washington, D.C.) The White House announced today the Presidential Weekly address would be combined with an infomercial for Trump merchandise. The weekly address will move to the QVC channel. All foreign leaders are encourage to shop for their Trump designer couture before meeting with him. No discounts will be given off full retail price so […]
WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES GIFT SHOP TO CARRY ONLY IVANKA TRUMP MERCHANDISE
(Washington, D.C.) The White House announced today the gift shop would only carry the Ivanka Trump line of merchandise moving forward. All foreign leaders are encourage to stop by the shop to pick up their Trump designer couture before meeting with him. No discounts will be given off full retail price so no conflict of […]
FIFTY SHADES ORANGER – TRUMP ELECTION CAUSES LAST MINUTE CHANGE TO FILM
MOVIE PREMIERE WEEKEND™ – A Screen Actor’s Guild friend sent me a super secret version of the new Fifty Shades Darker movie. Due to the election of President Trump, the ending had to be changed. You’ll be stunned, shocked, changed for life. You’ll want to look away, but can’t get the shocking ending out of […]
Donald Trump “Conquer the World” Tour™ – Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure… Hanging with The Man…
Donald Trump “Conquer the World” Tour™ – Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure… Hanging with The Man… He is really obsessed with time travel. He has a list… I caught a few of the names… MacArthur, Patton, Ike, U.S. Grant, Sun Tzu, Ghengis Khan, Gunnery Sgt. Thomas Highway, Sgt. Elias, and Sgt. Barnes…
TRUMP “CONQUER THE WORLD” TOUR – WE HAVE ENHANCED AIR POWER AND AIR BORNE FIGHTING FORCE
After many hours of negotiation, the Blue Flute Klan of Pandora has joined the Trump Brigade. It took some time, but they finally accepted me. They like me… they really like me…